I've got the worst song stuck in my head
I've got a rooster just waitin' to be fed
I've gotta watch my back at all times
I've gotta learn how to turn on a dime

I've gotta learn how to speak my mind
I've gotta learn how to read all the signs
I've gotta get an organ transplant
Because the guts I've got are not all present

I need to get over this fear
Because it's exposing my blood and my tears
I might as well be out of the game
Because I've got a broken leg, oh isn't that a shame

I've gotta get my head screwed on right
I've gotta get it all in the light
I wish you would go first
Because I tell you, I feel like I'm cursed

What have I done to deserve
This awkwardness and this nerve
Please, please, please would you mind?
If I stop right there and just hit rewind

I know what I do wrong
But all I can do is write a silly song
I try my best, and that's all I can do
And if you don't like it, try walkin' in my shoes