If you could be so kind
As to rewind me
Before you take me back
Where you got me from
That would be appreciated
And I wouldn't have to do it myself
So here I am on top of this shelf
And I think of my health and how long I have left
I'm not an employee favorite
So I don't get out much
But when I do I get returned
Because I wasn't what people want
So I sit here and watch everyone
Get taken out one by one
Like pigs inside a pen
They go out again and again
They are beloved classics
And I'm just a crappy B monster movie
It's hard being me when all people wanna see
Is what everyone's already seen
They don't give me a shot
And look deeper at what I have got
In me that I can offer
But you've just gotta pick me up first
I may just be two dollars
But I was made for a million bucks
I may have tape running through my veins
But I can still entertain
I laugh, I sing and I cry
You'd cry too if you knew what I knew
But you don't, so on your way
Now, just go, I'll sit here alone
If you would just read the back of my box
I think you'd find you'll like me a lot
But you won't, and others haven't so probably not
Just like always probably not
That's what I feared, probably not
My biggest fear, probably not