[Ric Rib]
Outcasted and blasted past Saturn's rings fast and in a casket
I'm-a ask it of you baskin in a black waste can with my last kin
I got nothin' from somethin' and in addition to it I got my ass kicked
Got sent clear cross the universe
Now I'm back with all my eggs in one basket
I gotta come back down to Earf
Get myself all set down situated
With a clean head and someone in my bed
Every morning until I'm obituated
Wait till you see everything I'm gunna be
It'll blow ya mind and I bet you hate it
What do you do when your plans fall through?
You get up e'ry mornin' and ya don't debate it

I wrote this song in my underpants
Don't need nothin more, no not a damn chance
I wrote this song in my underpants
And I'll pitch it to you slowly all underhand

[Rare the Bare]
So Ric Rib wants Rare the Bare
To spit a verse on his track so I said yeah
Most definitely I'm your boy
I'ma do you proud you'll be glad you employed me
Smooth, sweet, to the point
I'm rollin up on this beat like a doob, a joint, a jay
Hooray, cuz for the first time ever
Shef Shafe and me got the flow that's clever
Lyrical bliss from the left to right
We got the stereo sound, turn it up tonight and
Drop the windows let it bleed through
We're here to please everybody, not just you, yeah
That's a few bars down and out
Hope you like what you heard 'cause I'm about to bounce, and
Now this time has come for me
To present you with some culinary mastery
He's got an angel's voice, the perfect sound
The kinda guy that the ladies all crowd around
From the five points, not a second too late
Raise your hands high for that Shef Shafe

[Shef Shaffer]
Well, Shef Shaffer's arrived
And servin up vicious rhymes
Casting fantastical lyrics
Dispelling downtrodden spirits
So sit in yer chair
Try not to stair
Because I'm just beginning
In winning all of your dares
Like Galactus, it's time to get Galactical
Wanna challenge me? You better not be practical
Supernova, I'm the brightest in your whole outer space
Move slow, and I'll Gamma Ray burst in your face
But relax, settle down n' play it cool
I'm not here to hate and make you look the fool
I wrote this song in my boxer briefs
So listen closely as I shatter all of your beliefs
Just like Bryz said, you got problems? Take a step back and think
Even compared to us our itty bitty solar system so humangus big
Because there
Far too much hate
In this whole human race
And without any love
We'll be losing the race
To the glory of stars
Our potential is large
But our vision is blinded
By malignant scars
And so if you are mad
And you don't like the fad
Of resorting to malice
Instead of compassion
Just take my advice
And soak in the full view
Because our problems small
And universe huge

Rare the Bare
Shef Shaffer
Dinner's served, bitch

[Ric Rib]
I wrote this song in my underpants
Don't need nothin more, no not a damn chance
I wrote this song in my underpants
And I'll pitch it to you slowly all underhand